I learned yesterday that Box Basics was hosting an I Love Bacon Contest where Crossfitters create something original/unique/funny utilizing bacon and submit a picture of themselves in their Crossfit swag holding up their fatty creation. Winner gets a free pair of shoes! Done and done. And then I realized the damn deadline was yesterday at noon. But have no fear. When life hands you bacon, you make bacon fat. Eeerr… something like that. Anyway, I shot the swine-lovin’ folks at Box Basics a note pleading for an extension, promising them that I will dominate and win the contest and throw a celebacon party for all the losers, I mean…. yea, losers. Okay, the last part was a lie. All it took was some virtual eye-flirtin’ [wink-wink-smiley-face-emoticon] and BOOM, I got an extra day and a date next Friday. Again, all lies. I did get the extra day, though. Works every time.
With 29 minutes to spare my submission is finally in. I present to you the Golden Bacon Bridge supported by bacon meatloaf mounds with surrounding broccoli shrubs. You’ll also find mini-potato bacon sailboats floating through black kale. (I couldn’t find any blue vegetables so don’t even…)
Now, I pray to the baconly-Gods that they give out a prize for 67th place. Give me a scrunchie. Something. Anything.
P.S. Dinner anyone?
And if you think my face looks oily well because it’s bacon grease. Come at me bro.
UPDATE 8/21/13: I WON!!!!!!!!!