Well there’s no 5-0 on my tail so it MUST be Lil Wayne. Shit just got real when I confirmed tickets for the America’s Most Wanted concert headlining yours truly, Young Weezy babee.
It might come to a shock to some people that I’m a HUGE fan of Lil Wayne. One might ask how I could ever connect with an artist who’s music is so vulgar and demeanor that is far from the likes of T-Swift. Well, people who really know me know that I don’t listen to lyrics – ever. No, it’s not by choice and yes, it is because I can’t seem to follow a string of words (written or verbal) for the life of me. So lyrics is a non-issue. As for his demeanor, he’s just a little hood that’s all. We could all use a little ‘rat in us if you ask me. So just suck on a lollipop, make it rain and be a number one stunna. I won’t judge you.
Speaking of being a fan, I’ve been really into these animated GIFs that has taken the interwebs by storm. Whoever invented this God bless you and curse you at the same time. Because of you I can always count on a good laugh and because of you I lose an average of 1.5 hours of productivity at work. Thank/fuck you.
With that said, I leave you with my visual ode to Lil Wayne – a la GIFs.
How I feel about weddings & birthdays
Me whenever it’s time to eat
When someone expects me to calculate the tip
When my boss and bestfriend act surprise when I tell them I’m going on vacation again
When someone stupidly ask if I want to do Happy Hour
2.5 hours into Happy Hour
When people judge me for blacking out the night before
When people ask what I think of #selfsies
When my girls and I hear the intro to ANY hood song
How I’m signing out….