SF Tour de la Ice Creme



7 girls.  7 locations.  5 hours.  Unlimited lactaid.  Just for the fruck of it.

I’m an SF native and I’ve never been to any of the ice cream staples in the city.  GASP!  A) I hate lines, B) The lines are too long and C) I really hate lines.  But, I knew it was time that I see what the fuss is all about and get a real taste (literally) of San Francisco.  I took the day off *cough-cough*, recruited six of my phattest friends and got ice cream wasted.  It was probably the best day of my life and I would never do it again.

Total Miles: 12.3 

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10:30am Pre-game: 

Mimosas and broccoli scrambled eggs in bacon cups

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 11:45am Mr. & Mrs. Miscellaneous: 

Birthday Cake

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 12:30pm Humphry Slocombe: 

Complete Breakfast [bourbon ice cream w/ corn flakes & Blue Bottle ice cream]

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 1:19pm Mitchell’s: 

Grasshopper Pie [mint ice cream w/ fudge, chocolate chips & oreo]

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 2:16pm Bi-Rite: 

Malted Vanilla [malted vanilla ice cream w/ peanut brittle & milk chocolate]

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 2:50pm Ice Cream Bar: 

Dublin Honey Shake [Guinness, caramelized honey ice cream,

Valhrona chocolate syrup, Graham’s 10 year old tawny port]

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 3:25pm Smitten’s: 

Rhubarb Crisp [rhubarb ice cream w/ toaster strudel type crisp]

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 4:19pm Swensen’s: 

Mint Chocolate Chip [self-explanatory]

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 5:20pm Team chant:  

The dishes are DONE, man!

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